Im Pretty Handsome .
I mean i am pretty and Handsome .
And sometimes , i wish i was not !
And i fucking mean it !
Yaaradee nee Mohini (Tamil) is the movie , and i am happy that its interval . I rush to the toilet and i am waiting with my hands on the zip .
There it is , some old ass is moving out , let me get in ...
"God !! Isnt this the greatest pleasure ... pissing and shitting ??" I ask to myself .
"Hey , dude , Phenomenon , im feeling shy ! " Dick says
"Why the hell, you are all mine " I try to console him
"Look right you idiot " Dick
And i see him , trying his very best to get a glimpse of my dear dk , over the marble piece that seperates us , in between my hands and my trouser ... shite ... i am feeling shy to explain this ! :-(
What has just been a honeymoon trip becomes a nightmare for my dk , i somehow get things in and leave .
I knew he would follow me , and he did .
Red Bright shirt , well shoven , well dyed hair , and loads of cheap perfume all over .. I still remember him well .
Puthiyathalapathy , who accompanied me for the movie, drunk to the core , was blabbering something in the walkway . I tried to take him and get back to the cinema hall , but he was persistent on having a smoke
And there i stood in one corner , trying not to bother the red shirt bastard gay , smoking restlessly .
And there he was , smiling at me , and adjusting his shirt , as if telling me , "ohhhh .. hotttieee ..rip off my clothes and take me down " ......
YUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ...
Fucking hell , i hate Gays ... i really do .... Oh God .....
I have always wondered how girls would feel , whenever someone touched them here and there ,, in the buses and crowded areas n all ..Will they get erect just like that ? are they enjoying it ? My seniors in school have told me that they would ..
And to confess , i have tried to touch a hottie of my class twice or thrice in the bus , when i was in my 9th grade .
But little did i know that i would get it all back , very badly
I remember my first gay encounter being in a bus , when i was a kid , some one tried to , get a grip on it , i was stunned , and did not know what was happening , and ran towards my brother .
Then years later , when i was like , hoo hoo ., the college dude ... One day on my way to my college , there was this tamil guy sitting next to me , who always misplaced his hands on MY thighs rather than his .
Then , again in my early college days , there was this guy who followed me to every seat i shifted , and finally i had to jump off the bus to escape
I remember , once we were all standing in a bus stand , late night , a gentleman came in , offered us a drink , a full bottle , if ,,, IF , we could go with him and stay with him in his room ...
And then , recently , an old asshole , who kept looking at me while i was enjoying my evening smoke in a a shop near my house ..
And by this time , i have had enough encounters , that i actually knew how to deal with them ...
"Can you give me a lift pls " He looked at me pathetically
"Which way you want to go " I asked him as i turned my bike to left
"This way ofcourse " He showed me the direction where i took my bike
I tried a Zeroing(though it did not work the way i wanted to ) and got my vehicle turned 180deg , and told him
"sorry sir , i am going this way "
"Its Ok , i dont mind going that way " He smiled at me
I lost it there , son of a bitch . Just because he was atleast my grandpa's age i didnt punch him ., but did give him a good essay of abuses .
Ohhhh...
And then there was this guy , my friend ., who was bisexual .
Damn , and you know what , none of us dared to sleep next to him . Especially if you are fair and drunk . You never know when his hands get out of control
Seriously guys , its difficult .
I hate these bastards , though i am ready to accept them . I mean , its ok if you are gay , nothing wrong , i mean what can you do about a disorder , well , its not even a disorder . Its just that you are a bit different .
Its fine with me , i have even written a story "Being straight" about the sufferings of a gay , and how the society ignores them .
Well ., all very easily said , it is very difficult to deal with them .
I just have one sincere request to them , dont force any one , dont try to seduce us , its irritating , to the fucking core .
OMG
Just now i realise how sad it is for the girls , i mean , if there are 10 gays in 100 , then the rest 90 are straight , just think about the girl's condition then
Sorry , Hottie of 9th standard , i never meant to do that , and will never do that .
And its difficult guys ,
ITS DIFFICULT TO BE STRAIGHT IN THIS WORLD !!
:-( :-(
