Oops , i did it again !
Britney would not have said that more than what i would have .
Well ., as you all expected this is another post on my never ending search of a good bitchy girl .
So , getting straight into the point ,. i smooched a girl last week . It was not such smo00ch smooch but it was better than just a French kiss . I really loved it for several reasons ., if you guys have read the virginity issue you would know what kind of a girl that i had been looking over the years. And you know what ?This was such a perfect match ., now listen carefully ..,
8:00 PM :I meet her
8:10 PM :We shake hands . I realise that she is not so cute but so hot .
8:30 PM :We go out in my bike to buy some stuff .
8:33 PM :I realise that she is bit too close than what usually a girl would be .
8:40 PM:I stop to buy some stuff . I notice that almost everyone out there is noticing HER (now that did hurt my ego ., look at me bastards )
8:45 PM:I decide to give it a try . I tell her that she is so cute (Trust me guys ., there is nothing better to make a girl happy than to tell her that she is beautiful)
8:45:30 :She tells me that i too look so cute and fresh (Fresh ? Thats odd, did she mean hot ?)
8:50 PM:I ask her to kiss me . (We are in the bike still,but its fun to kiss while driving)
8:50-9:10 : As all other girls would do , she teases me saying no , though i knew that she would definitely kiss me (I should actually write a book on Girls psychology )
9:15 PM: Finally she kisses me . I realise that it had been more than an year since i have kissed any girl . What a loser i am !
9:20 PM:We go back home
9:20 - 10:20 : Nothing much happens as my friends were there , except a few touchings and fondlings whenever we got a chance .
10:30 PM: She asked me whether we can dance (Oh hell yea , though i know only street dancing)
10:35 PM: Smchs after smchs (thats the short form that im gona use , im tired of typing that word) as All our friends were some where outside the room .
10:50 PM: I realise that she is too drunk , and i asked her whether she can come with me .
10:51 PM: She made me realise that she is a good drunkard , as she told me that she wont come with me tonight .
11:00 PM: Having realised that nothing's gona happen , i finish the remaining beers and call up my friends to leave .
11:10 PM:We are about to leave , she calls me up , and gives me her phone number and tells me "You call me next sunday and you can take me where ever you want "
End of description .
Now you see , thats the best thing that can happen to any man . Some hot girl , Not in love with me , do not want to marry me , thinks that i am hot , and she do not have the sick old traditional values .
Any man would have had a great time the next sunday .
But you see , this is phenomenon . And people who have read my blog would know that as usual , i would screw this thing up .And i did .........., Oops i did it again !
There is something strange with me ., because though i tried to call her (and her mobile was switched off) , i did not try hard to get in touch with her again after that night . When the next friday came , i thought about it , and decided to do it this time atleast .
But i dont know why guys ., i did not feel like going for it . I pity myself .,but again i cannot help it .Im like this , some one who would cry that i dont get any chances , but the fact is that even if i get it , il screw it up like this .
Sunday came ,I met one of my old friends who was taking a short film , and spend the whole day discussing about the script and other stuff . Finally when i came back in the evening ., i tried to figure out whats wrong in me .
I cant find an answer , but the point is that , though i crib over it again and again ,somewhere i get a feeling that i dont want to do it for the heck of doing it ..I dont know ., but there is something else that is necessary to be with some one ..more than just alcohol and hormones .
Hmm.. So another chapter gets closed . And i am back to level 0 . As always , lets hope i would cross levels atleast next time ...
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
A Loser Hero and couple of prostitutes !
Prostitutes .
Very interesting subject . No no , i dont write porn here , so those who opened this link for some steamy encounters can close it right away .
So , for the rest ,this is a story about a loser (only in this aspect) and his encounters with prostitutes .
Well ,you are desperately horny and being a normal unmarried south indian , you have two options .
1#Get a girlfriend , screw her .
2#Go for a prostitute .
So , which one is better option ? I know you picked 1# .
But there are problems with 1# , as it has two subdivisions as well
1#
a)Your girllfriend do not give a damn about relationships , and is only interested in sex .
b)Your girlfriend , believes you , trusts you , and hopes that you will marry her .
Well, there lies the problem . Our hero here ,fortunately gets many girlfriends , but unfortunately they all turn out to be belonging to 1 b) ,or our hero thinks so. And our loser hero is a bit too light hearted that he dont want to make anyone unhappy just for sex.
Loser hero , do not want to get married or committed , but want to screw someone somehow .
So , such a condition , tempted our hero to go for option 2# . See , you dont make any one unhappy ,and there is no commitments . And whats more ,you are probably helping some one to earn a few bucks ., and more than everything , you are a MAN , finally !
Thats how the two encounters happened , one 2-3 years back , when hero was on a tour .
Lets brief the events that day .
Hero tempted all his friends to go for a girl , hero guided them and took them , hero paid for 2 of them , and hero went first .
But before going in , hero got a promise from everyone . We are not going to Fuck(literally) , lets see how a girl body would look ,and go back .
Agreed .
Everyone except hero screwed her in and out , and before hero realised that its not very clever to make promises with drunk guys , hero was out of money and time , and hence ., nothing happend . Well , NOTHING happened .
But hero was in full of tensions as he regretted what he did , and wondered whether he would get some STD's . Hero even went on to meet a doctor , and was afraid of going for a blood test . Poor guy . He then decided , that he will never ever pay for sex again .
Now , today , hero had to partially break that promise .
Hero never again tried for a pro(not proffesional pro , its prostitute pro . Interesting similarity though) , but today , hero's roommate , wanted to screw some one very desperately . Now he being a master in this buisness ., just took him an hour before he got her home , and unfortunately hero was home too .
Hero thought about it for sometime , and though not really horny then,desperation of a virgin, forced him to give a try .
Event inside the room detailed .
Hero goes in - locks the door -takes a look -pathetic lady- sits next to her - holds her - she kisses hero - hero moves away - hero asks her to undress - hero's tom dick and harry still not showing any interest - she tries to catch something and make hero interested - hero says thats enough - unlocks the door - hero goes out .
I dont have to add the fact that , room mate went in and had a great time . But now lets come back to hero .
Hero is sad as well as happy . Happy for the reason that he did not do anything , just saw her nude , and probably touched each other . Hero did not pay for sex this time , just had a little bit of fun , thats all .
Sad because , even if partially , he had to break his promise . And he is still afraid of STD's . Will they transmit if you touch the person ? I mean , just touch !? Oh cmon , we are all educated and we know there's no harm , but then its not that fear that is hurting him , its the regret . Its so unfortunate that hero is a hero and hence a good man .
Loser hero has promised himself that he will not even go near any pro's ever in life time . But will he keep his promise ? I think so , because this time he is not just afraid , he is very confident , and this decision is taken , not for making him happy for the time being , but because , hero knows that he do not want to do this .
Our Hero is a Loser , but he is still our hero isnt it ?
And do you guys know what ? Its good to call yourself a hero at times , but its not that cool when you call urself a loser every now n then !!
Very interesting subject . No no , i dont write porn here , so those who opened this link for some steamy encounters can close it right away .
So , for the rest ,this is a story about a loser (only in this aspect) and his encounters with prostitutes .
Well ,you are desperately horny and being a normal unmarried south indian , you have two options .
1#Get a girlfriend , screw her .
2#Go for a prostitute .
So , which one is better option ? I know you picked 1# .
But there are problems with 1# , as it has two subdivisions as well
1#
a)Your girllfriend do not give a damn about relationships , and is only interested in sex .
b)Your girlfriend , believes you , trusts you , and hopes that you will marry her .
Well, there lies the problem . Our hero here ,fortunately gets many girlfriends , but unfortunately they all turn out to be belonging to 1 b) ,or our hero thinks so. And our loser hero is a bit too light hearted that he dont want to make anyone unhappy just for sex.
Loser hero , do not want to get married or committed , but want to screw someone somehow .
So , such a condition , tempted our hero to go for option 2# . See , you dont make any one unhappy ,and there is no commitments . And whats more ,you are probably helping some one to earn a few bucks ., and more than everything , you are a MAN , finally !
Thats how the two encounters happened , one 2-3 years back , when hero was on a tour .
Lets brief the events that day .
Hero tempted all his friends to go for a girl , hero guided them and took them , hero paid for 2 of them , and hero went first .
But before going in , hero got a promise from everyone . We are not going to Fuck(literally) , lets see how a girl body would look ,and go back .
Agreed .
Everyone except hero screwed her in and out , and before hero realised that its not very clever to make promises with drunk guys , hero was out of money and time , and hence ., nothing happend . Well , NOTHING happened .
But hero was in full of tensions as he regretted what he did , and wondered whether he would get some STD's . Hero even went on to meet a doctor , and was afraid of going for a blood test . Poor guy . He then decided , that he will never ever pay for sex again .
Now , today , hero had to partially break that promise .
Hero never again tried for a pro(not proffesional pro , its prostitute pro . Interesting similarity though) , but today , hero's roommate , wanted to screw some one very desperately . Now he being a master in this buisness ., just took him an hour before he got her home , and unfortunately hero was home too .
Hero thought about it for sometime , and though not really horny then,desperation of a virgin, forced him to give a try .
Event inside the room detailed .
Hero goes in - locks the door -takes a look -pathetic lady- sits next to her - holds her - she kisses hero - hero moves away - hero asks her to undress - hero's tom dick and harry still not showing any interest - she tries to catch something and make hero interested - hero says thats enough - unlocks the door - hero goes out .
I dont have to add the fact that , room mate went in and had a great time . But now lets come back to hero .
Hero is sad as well as happy . Happy for the reason that he did not do anything , just saw her nude , and probably touched each other . Hero did not pay for sex this time , just had a little bit of fun , thats all .
Sad because , even if partially , he had to break his promise . And he is still afraid of STD's . Will they transmit if you touch the person ? I mean , just touch !? Oh cmon , we are all educated and we know there's no harm , but then its not that fear that is hurting him , its the regret . Its so unfortunate that hero is a hero and hence a good man .
Loser hero has promised himself that he will not even go near any pro's ever in life time . But will he keep his promise ? I think so , because this time he is not just afraid , he is very confident , and this decision is taken , not for making him happy for the time being , but because , hero knows that he do not want to do this .
Our Hero is a Loser , but he is still our hero isnt it ?
And do you guys know what ? Its good to call yourself a hero at times , but its not that cool when you call urself a loser every now n then !!
Monday, April 21, 2008
The Gay Encoutners
Im Pretty Handsome .
I mean i am pretty and Handsome .
And sometimes , i wish i was not !
And i fucking mean it !
Yaaradee nee Mohini (Tamil) is the movie , and i am happy that its interval . I rush to the toilet and i am waiting with my hands on the zip .
There it is , some old ass is moving out , let me get in ...
"God !! Isnt this the greatest pleasure ... pissing and shitting ??" I ask to myself .
"Hey , dude , Phenomenon , im feeling shy ! " Dick says
"Why the hell, you are all mine " I try to console him
"Look right you idiot " Dick
And i see him , trying his very best to get a glimpse of my dear dk , over the marble piece that seperates us , in between my hands and my trouser ... shite ... i am feeling shy to explain this ! :-(
What has just been a honeymoon trip becomes a nightmare for my dk , i somehow get things in and leave .
I knew he would follow me , and he did .
Red Bright shirt , well shoven , well dyed hair , and loads of cheap perfume all over .. I still remember him well .
Puthiyathalapathy , who accompanied me for the movie, drunk to the core , was blabbering something in the walkway . I tried to take him and get back to the cinema hall , but he was persistent on having a smoke
And there i stood in one corner , trying not to bother the red shirt bastard gay , smoking restlessly .
And there he was , smiling at me , and adjusting his shirt , as if telling me , "ohhhh .. hotttieee ..rip off my clothes and take me down " ......
YUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ...
Fucking hell , i hate Gays ... i really do .... Oh God .....
I have always wondered how girls would feel , whenever someone touched them here and there ,, in the buses and crowded areas n all ..Will they get erect just like that ? are they enjoying it ? My seniors in school have told me that they would ..
And to confess , i have tried to touch a hottie of my class twice or thrice in the bus , when i was in my 9th grade .
But little did i know that i would get it all back , very badly
I remember my first gay encounter being in a bus , when i was a kid , some one tried to , get a grip on it , i was stunned , and did not know what was happening , and ran towards my brother .
Then years later , when i was like , hoo hoo ., the college dude ... One day on my way to my college , there was this tamil guy sitting next to me , who always misplaced his hands on MY thighs rather than his .
Then , again in my early college days , there was this guy who followed me to every seat i shifted , and finally i had to jump off the bus to escape
I remember , once we were all standing in a bus stand , late night , a gentleman came in , offered us a drink , a full bottle , if ,,, IF , we could go with him and stay with him in his room ...
And then , recently , an old asshole , who kept looking at me while i was enjoying my evening smoke in a a shop near my house ..
And by this time , i have had enough encounters , that i actually knew how to deal with them ...
"Can you give me a lift pls " He looked at me pathetically
"Which way you want to go " I asked him as i turned my bike to left
"This way ofcourse " He showed me the direction where i took my bike
I tried a Zeroing(though it did not work the way i wanted to ) and got my vehicle turned 180deg , and told him
"sorry sir , i am going this way "
"Its Ok , i dont mind going that way " He smiled at me
I lost it there , son of a bitch . Just because he was atleast my grandpa's age i didnt punch him ., but did give him a good essay of abuses .
Ohhhh...
And then there was this guy , my friend ., who was bisexual .
Damn , and you know what , none of us dared to sleep next to him . Especially if you are fair and drunk . You never know when his hands get out of control
Seriously guys , its difficult .
I hate these bastards , though i am ready to accept them . I mean , its ok if you are gay , nothing wrong , i mean what can you do about a disorder , well , its not even a disorder . Its just that you are a bit different .
Its fine with me , i have even written a story "Being straight" about the sufferings of a gay , and how the society ignores them .
Well ., all very easily said , it is very difficult to deal with them .
I just have one sincere request to them , dont force any one , dont try to seduce us , its irritating , to the fucking core .
OMG
Just now i realise how sad it is for the girls , i mean , if there are 10 gays in 100 , then the rest 90 are straight , just think about the girl's condition then
Sorry , Hottie of 9th standard , i never meant to do that , and will never do that .
And its difficult guys ,
ITS DIFFICULT TO BE STRAIGHT IN THIS WORLD !!
:-( :-(
I mean i am pretty and Handsome .
And sometimes , i wish i was not !
And i fucking mean it !
Yaaradee nee Mohini (Tamil) is the movie , and i am happy that its interval . I rush to the toilet and i am waiting with my hands on the zip .
There it is , some old ass is moving out , let me get in ...
"God !! Isnt this the greatest pleasure ... pissing and shitting ??" I ask to myself .
"Hey , dude , Phenomenon , im feeling shy ! " Dick says
"Why the hell, you are all mine " I try to console him
"Look right you idiot " Dick
And i see him , trying his very best to get a glimpse of my dear dk , over the marble piece that seperates us , in between my hands and my trouser ... shite ... i am feeling shy to explain this ! :-(
What has just been a honeymoon trip becomes a nightmare for my dk , i somehow get things in and leave .
I knew he would follow me , and he did .
Red Bright shirt , well shoven , well dyed hair , and loads of cheap perfume all over .. I still remember him well .
Puthiyathalapathy , who accompanied me for the movie, drunk to the core , was blabbering something in the walkway . I tried to take him and get back to the cinema hall , but he was persistent on having a smoke
And there i stood in one corner , trying not to bother the red shirt bastard gay , smoking restlessly .
And there he was , smiling at me , and adjusting his shirt , as if telling me , "ohhhh .. hotttieee ..rip off my clothes and take me down " ......
YUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ...
Fucking hell , i hate Gays ... i really do .... Oh God .....
I have always wondered how girls would feel , whenever someone touched them here and there ,, in the buses and crowded areas n all ..Will they get erect just like that ? are they enjoying it ? My seniors in school have told me that they would ..
And to confess , i have tried to touch a hottie of my class twice or thrice in the bus , when i was in my 9th grade .
But little did i know that i would get it all back , very badly
I remember my first gay encounter being in a bus , when i was a kid , some one tried to , get a grip on it , i was stunned , and did not know what was happening , and ran towards my brother .
Then years later , when i was like , hoo hoo ., the college dude ... One day on my way to my college , there was this tamil guy sitting next to me , who always misplaced his hands on MY thighs rather than his .
Then , again in my early college days , there was this guy who followed me to every seat i shifted , and finally i had to jump off the bus to escape
I remember , once we were all standing in a bus stand , late night , a gentleman came in , offered us a drink , a full bottle , if ,,, IF , we could go with him and stay with him in his room ...
And then , recently , an old asshole , who kept looking at me while i was enjoying my evening smoke in a a shop near my house ..
And by this time , i have had enough encounters , that i actually knew how to deal with them ...
"Can you give me a lift pls " He looked at me pathetically
"Which way you want to go " I asked him as i turned my bike to left
"This way ofcourse " He showed me the direction where i took my bike
I tried a Zeroing(though it did not work the way i wanted to ) and got my vehicle turned 180deg , and told him
"sorry sir , i am going this way "
"Its Ok , i dont mind going that way " He smiled at me
I lost it there , son of a bitch . Just because he was atleast my grandpa's age i didnt punch him ., but did give him a good essay of abuses .
Ohhhh...
And then there was this guy , my friend ., who was bisexual .
Damn , and you know what , none of us dared to sleep next to him . Especially if you are fair and drunk . You never know when his hands get out of control
Seriously guys , its difficult .
I hate these bastards , though i am ready to accept them . I mean , its ok if you are gay , nothing wrong , i mean what can you do about a disorder , well , its not even a disorder . Its just that you are a bit different .
Its fine with me , i have even written a story "Being straight" about the sufferings of a gay , and how the society ignores them .
Well ., all very easily said , it is very difficult to deal with them .
I just have one sincere request to them , dont force any one , dont try to seduce us , its irritating , to the fucking core .
OMG
Just now i realise how sad it is for the girls , i mean , if there are 10 gays in 100 , then the rest 90 are straight , just think about the girl's condition then
Sorry , Hottie of 9th standard , i never meant to do that , and will never do that .
And its difficult guys ,
ITS DIFFICULT TO BE STRAIGHT IN THIS WORLD !!
:-( :-(
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Virginity issue
Male, 23
I am a virgin
No , not a joke .
I am really getting worried about this .
I have had many girlfriends , but then , you know ..,you know , i just could not do it , i mean , IT !!
Now ,stop laughing and saying 'bugger is impotent' .... No , its not that . I am just very perfect with the perfect amount of chromosomes (ohh , wait a minute , i meant hormones ) , and other required ingredients .
So thats not the case ,. so what may it be ?
You know what , actually i had chances to make out with atleast 3 girls , and i wasted it all .And when i say wasted , this is the worst way any one can waste an oppurtunity .
I had this hot hot girl as my girlfriend , and she once called me to go out to some tourist spot and stay in there .
I was watching some bloody tamil film , where the hero actually sacrifices his life and dreams for the girl. And after long thoughts , i realised being a true lover , i should not be doing this before marriage . And it ended there .(the bad luck started )
BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!! You useless a****h*** , you said marriage ? when she would not even have thought about it ? Damn , you fool , now you know why she left you after couple of months ,you loser !!!
OK , thats an old story , may be i was a bit too childish then , but now what ?
I have actually asked this to many of my friends who are girls (not girlfriends) about this .
Prat thinks i am a gay .
I would have killed her if she was somewhere near me ..., that was too rude..
Hmm , am i gay , could i be ?
Damn man , i am not , i mean , yea , i once happened to see this gay porn with my friends , but i did not get any pleasure from that . And also , i was attacked (or rather approached) by gays 2-3 times , i did not give up !!
Now will liking hrithik roshan and john abraham be gayish?Is it ? Well it cannot be.
I am not a gay , get that? I AM NOT A GAY
But i am 23 , 23 effing years old .
Another one of my friend girl , thulu , once told me that it is actually nice to be a virgin . She says it is wonderful to be with one partner for an entire life time .
Now just imagine these conditions ,
1#I stay virgin , my parents find me a educated well behaved good looking girl , and on our honeymoon ,she tells me that "this is not the right way to do it dear husband , are you doing this for the first time ?"
2#I stay virgin , my wife too a virgin , and we live happily . When i finally die and go to heaven , god will ask me , "what on earth were you doing in there for all these years you fool , you just spoiled the only one chance you had to live !!! "
From 1# and 2# , what do you realise ?
That being a virgin is total shite and thulu , you are wrong , and you are making a mistake by being a virgin .
I have made this new year resolution , of not to be a virgin any more ! I am proud of that !
But i cannot actually do it with any girl you know , i mean certain conditions must be satisfied
1#She should not be a whore (literally ) , and i will not pay her for sex
2#She should like me , and really should enjoy being with me
3#point 2 vice versa
4#She should be hot , and should smell good
5#She should not have any plans to marry me
6#She should love me for the time being
7#She should not call me when i am not interested in speaking to her .
8#I will not stop smoking or drinking for her
9#I should not feel sad when she finally leaves me
10#She should not like Shah rukh khan , and should like cricket and football
11#I should not cheat her in any way
and most importantly
I should not fall in love with her .
Ok , those are the few simple conditions that i have , but then i cannot find a girl who matches the above criteria .
When there are idiots who make make out every weekend , i am sitting here staring at the stars and my neighbors bedroom window , you girls out there , you are missing out on something . I mean , i am hot and handsome , smart and funny , educated and employed .
I think she is going to sleep now *
I am a useless guy , really . With all the abilities and capabilities , i am just wasting my life . You know , just imagine being with one girl for a life time . YUCK, one girl ? Its like wearing the same underwear for a life time
Ok , now what if she is a virgin , it could be a bit better , something like wearing a clean Jockey underwear for a life time , but it still is so stinky!!
Yea , she is off to sleep , Damn *
Im so pissed off !!
May be it was better to be a gay or impotent !
*I was looking out to my neighbors window , where a hot girl lives . I am trying to grab her attention for past 4 weeks , but she just dont care . It had just been yet another bad night for me !!
I am a virgin
No , not a joke .
I am really getting worried about this .
I have had many girlfriends , but then , you know ..,you know , i just could not do it , i mean , IT !!
Now ,stop laughing and saying 'bugger is impotent' .... No , its not that . I am just very perfect with the perfect amount of chromosomes (ohh , wait a minute , i meant hormones ) , and other required ingredients .
So thats not the case ,. so what may it be ?
You know what , actually i had chances to make out with atleast 3 girls , and i wasted it all .And when i say wasted , this is the worst way any one can waste an oppurtunity .
I had this hot hot girl as my girlfriend , and she once called me to go out to some tourist spot and stay in there .
I was watching some bloody tamil film , where the hero actually sacrifices his life and dreams for the girl. And after long thoughts , i realised being a true lover , i should not be doing this before marriage . And it ended there .(the bad luck started )
BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!! You useless a****h*** , you said marriage ? when she would not even have thought about it ? Damn , you fool , now you know why she left you after couple of months ,you loser !!!
OK , thats an old story , may be i was a bit too childish then , but now what ?
I have actually asked this to many of my friends who are girls (not girlfriends) about this .
Prat thinks i am a gay .
I would have killed her if she was somewhere near me ..., that was too rude..
Hmm , am i gay , could i be ?
Damn man , i am not , i mean , yea , i once happened to see this gay porn with my friends , but i did not get any pleasure from that . And also , i was attacked (or rather approached) by gays 2-3 times , i did not give up !!
Now will liking hrithik roshan and john abraham be gayish?Is it ? Well it cannot be.
I am not a gay , get that? I AM NOT A GAY
But i am 23 , 23 effing years old .
Another one of my friend girl , thulu , once told me that it is actually nice to be a virgin . She says it is wonderful to be with one partner for an entire life time .
Now just imagine these conditions ,
1#I stay virgin , my parents find me a educated well behaved good looking girl , and on our honeymoon ,she tells me that "this is not the right way to do it dear husband , are you doing this for the first time ?"
2#I stay virgin , my wife too a virgin , and we live happily . When i finally die and go to heaven , god will ask me , "what on earth were you doing in there for all these years you fool , you just spoiled the only one chance you had to live !!! "
From 1# and 2# , what do you realise ?
That being a virgin is total shite and thulu , you are wrong , and you are making a mistake by being a virgin .
I have made this new year resolution , of not to be a virgin any more ! I am proud of that !
But i cannot actually do it with any girl you know , i mean certain conditions must be satisfied
1#She should not be a whore (literally ) , and i will not pay her for sex
2#She should like me , and really should enjoy being with me
3#point 2 vice versa
4#She should be hot , and should smell good
5#She should not have any plans to marry me
6#She should love me for the time being
7#She should not call me when i am not interested in speaking to her .
8#I will not stop smoking or drinking for her
9#I should not feel sad when she finally leaves me
10#She should not like Shah rukh khan , and should like cricket and football
11#I should not cheat her in any way
and most importantly
I should not fall in love with her .
Ok , those are the few simple conditions that i have , but then i cannot find a girl who matches the above criteria .
When there are idiots who make make out every weekend , i am sitting here staring at the stars and my neighbors bedroom window , you girls out there , you are missing out on something . I mean , i am hot and handsome , smart and funny , educated and employed .
I think she is going to sleep now *
I am a useless guy , really . With all the abilities and capabilities , i am just wasting my life . You know , just imagine being with one girl for a life time . YUCK, one girl ? Its like wearing the same underwear for a life time
Ok , now what if she is a virgin , it could be a bit better , something like wearing a clean Jockey underwear for a life time , but it still is so stinky!!
Yea , she is off to sleep , Damn *
Im so pissed off !!
May be it was better to be a gay or impotent !
*I was looking out to my neighbors window , where a hot girl lives . I am trying to grab her attention for past 4 weeks , but she just dont care . It had just been yet another bad night for me !!
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