I browsed through several blogs today and realized something .
Female blogs get unfair attention !
The scenario has become really worse . See , for instance , my blog is one of the best in the world , yet nobody reads it . I can show atleast a dozen dump blogs from hot girls (they have a hot dp , god knows if its real) , and they get atleast 50 comments per post ! :O WTF
God.. i cannot take this any more , i am jealous of all the hot girls in the world .
Im gona fight against this injustice shown against all guy (not gay) bloggers ! Im here by starting a Sena for all male bloggers who get zero readers . Its called as
Sri Purusha Blogger sena !
Our primary targets are
#Get 33% reservation for all Purusha bloggers
#Ban Hot Sthree blogs - Its against Indian culture
#Invade blog discussion rooms , drag all the Sthree's and beat them up
Further updates to be made after upcoming brain storming session .
SPBS ki Jai !
*Purusha - male
*Sthree - Female
Friday, February 13, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
I just want to write something !
Thats it ! I just want to write something .
"Machaa machaa ... un mele aasa vachaa .. " This is the song i am currently listening to .
I have not smoked for past 15 days !
I have not got drunk for past 20 days !
My real player is really fucked up !
I am more hungry than horny these days :) !
Valentines day is coming up and i will be working , and planning to attend a interview as well ! Wow !
Economic recession and my project is screwed ! yeo !
"Daddy Mummy veettil ellai , thada poda yaarum ellai , vilayaduvoma pullai thillannaa" (Daddy and mummy is not at home , there is no one to stop us , come lets play )
I am googling for the lyricist of tamil movie 'Villu' .
I want to paste some picture now !
Got it ? The world and girls are both wonderful . Dont bomb them !
I am posting too many informative posts these days .
" Nazrain milaana...Nazrein churaana ... "
"Machaa machaa ... un mele aasa vachaa .. " This is the song i am currently listening to .
I have not smoked for past 15 days !
I have not got drunk for past 20 days !
My real player is really fucked up !
I am more hungry than horny these days :) !
Valentines day is coming up and i will be working , and planning to attend a interview as well ! Wow !
Economic recession and my project is screwed ! yeo !
"Daddy Mummy veettil ellai , thada poda yaarum ellai , vilayaduvoma pullai thillannaa" (Daddy and mummy is not at home , there is no one to stop us , come lets play )
I am googling for the lyricist of tamil movie 'Villu' .
I want to paste some picture now !
Got it ? The world and girls are both wonderful . Dont bomb them !
I am posting too many informative posts these days .
" Nazrain milaana...Nazrein churaana ... "
Monday, February 9, 2009
Valentines Day thoughts
Ahh .. Valentine's day . This time its a Saturday , wow! Thats great news !
Whats the use of a valentine's day if you have to go to office , call your partner every half an hour , tell her how much you miss her and then in the evening , go out tired with her , doze off in between that 'valentine's day dinner' and go back home and complain yourself how sick the day was .
No worries this time folks , its a Saturday .
Wait a minute , why am i so excited after all ? :O
It will be the same old Feb 14 for me , as it was for most of the past 15 years (I am not taking my love life before 10 seriously) . These are the things that i would do this V day as well .
#Expect that some strange girl would call me
#Expect that some girl would come and talk to me
#Expect that the girls who are giving me looks are thinking of proposing me
And at about 9PM in the evening , when none of the above happens , i will feel bad , wonder why there is no girl in this whole world who would want to be my valentine . Then i will think about one or two of those valentine's days that i have actually celebrated , wonder how much i miss her and related shite thoughts .
At about 11.30 PM , i will be glad that i am still single , that i can drink , smoke and do what i feel like doing without any one pissing me off every now and then . Now thats a wonderful feeling , better than the 'feel of love' .
OK, alright ,i am not going to spoil the valentine's day mood , so i am gona give my suggestions for all those boyfriends/wanabe boyfriends .
*When you meet her , look at her eyes for about 8-10 secs and tell her 'You are looking so beautiful' . Trust me guys , there is no girl in this world who would not fall for that .
*Do not look and enjoy her body in the begining of the day , i will tell you when you can do that . Try to make her laugh .
*If you are eating lunch , eat well .Do not show formalities here , else ,you will get tired for activities later in the day . Make sure that you care about what she eats as well
*Tell her that you love cooking and learning different languages , but never got a chance till date .
*Make her feel like she is a smart woman,even though most girls are dump .
*If you are in for a movie , you can hold her hands or put your hands around ,but dont overdo things now . Most girls wants to feel that she is secured and loved and cared .
*Take her for a long drive in the evening .Tell her that she has got wonderful hair
*Take her to a dinner to a crowded restaurant and tell her that you are gona kiss her there ,then watch her get upset , and then tease her as far as you can , and kiss her when you are about to leave , preferably at the exit door , and give tips to the smiling watchman.
*Tell her that it would have been great if everyday was like this ,and how much you love her .
------Optional - Do not try if you are not sure -----------
*Ask her if she really wants to go home/hostel tonight . There is a late night party at a near by restaurant , which would be wonderful . (Now hold your breath and pray )
"Now what the hell was that menon ? Oh cmon ,you just have one intention , dont you ? Sex Sex Sex "
Alright , i didnt mean that . I am sure , even if she rejects and goes back home ,if you really love her , you would have enjoyed the day , and will definitely keep dreaming for the rest of the day .
So all valentines , enjoy the day , but drive safely :) If you need any kind of advices or tips ,do email/message me ,i am mostly jobless.
Alright , let me go and decide what i am wearing on saturday , i need to Google and find out what those colors correspond to !
Whats the use of a valentine's day if you have to go to office , call your partner every half an hour , tell her how much you miss her and then in the evening , go out tired with her , doze off in between that 'valentine's day dinner' and go back home and complain yourself how sick the day was .
No worries this time folks , its a Saturday .
Wait a minute , why am i so excited after all ? :O
It will be the same old Feb 14 for me , as it was for most of the past 15 years (I am not taking my love life before 10 seriously) . These are the things that i would do this V day as well .
#Expect that some strange girl would call me
#Expect that some girl would come and talk to me
#Expect that the girls who are giving me looks are thinking of proposing me
And at about 9PM in the evening , when none of the above happens , i will feel bad , wonder why there is no girl in this whole world who would want to be my valentine . Then i will think about one or two of those valentine's days that i have actually celebrated , wonder how much i miss her and related shite thoughts .
At about 11.30 PM , i will be glad that i am still single , that i can drink , smoke and do what i feel like doing without any one pissing me off every now and then . Now thats a wonderful feeling , better than the 'feel of love' .
OK, alright ,i am not going to spoil the valentine's day mood , so i am gona give my suggestions for all those boyfriends/wanabe boyfriends .
*When you meet her , look at her eyes for about 8-10 secs and tell her 'You are looking so beautiful' . Trust me guys , there is no girl in this world who would not fall for that .
*Do not look and enjoy her body in the begining of the day , i will tell you when you can do that . Try to make her laugh .
*If you are eating lunch , eat well .Do not show formalities here , else ,you will get tired for activities later in the day . Make sure that you care about what she eats as well
*Tell her that you love cooking and learning different languages , but never got a chance till date .
*Make her feel like she is a smart woman,even though most girls are dump .
*If you are in for a movie , you can hold her hands or put your hands around ,but dont overdo things now . Most girls wants to feel that she is secured and loved and cared .
*Take her for a long drive in the evening .Tell her that she has got wonderful hair
*Take her to a dinner to a crowded restaurant and tell her that you are gona kiss her there ,then watch her get upset , and then tease her as far as you can , and kiss her when you are about to leave , preferably at the exit door , and give tips to the smiling watchman.
*Tell her that it would have been great if everyday was like this ,and how much you love her .
------Optional - Do not try if you are not sure -----------
*Ask her if she really wants to go home/hostel tonight . There is a late night party at a near by restaurant , which would be wonderful . (Now hold your breath and pray )
"Now what the hell was that menon ? Oh cmon ,you just have one intention , dont you ? Sex Sex Sex "
Alright , i didnt mean that . I am sure , even if she rejects and goes back home ,if you really love her , you would have enjoyed the day , and will definitely keep dreaming for the rest of the day .
So all valentines , enjoy the day , but drive safely :) If you need any kind of advices or tips ,do email/message me ,i am mostly jobless.
Alright , let me go and decide what i am wearing on saturday , i need to Google and find out what those colors correspond to !
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Fever realisation
Fever realisation
I have been recently hit by a very bad viral fever which knocked me out for over a week .
God ! That was some really bad experience. I am basically a very active person , and to stay in bed eating biscuits and bread , just made me go nuts . But bloody , i don't have a choice when i got fever.
I have always been a 'Fever Boy' . Fever Boy is someone who often gets Fever . I remember those cricket fields(i cant call them grounds ,coz they were mostly , rice fields converted to Lords and MCG ) , where i always had to wear a long sleeved shirt , to manage a nose running faster than me .
My mom was too caring that she never allowed me to go out early in the morning , or late in the evening , or eat ice creams or cold food .I could not even take bath in the ponds or stay in the sun for a long time . Though i violated most of those rules , i somehow ended up disliking ice creams . Even now , i am the 'Strange man' , because i do not eat ice creams . (That has a problem ,Cute Girrlls lovvve ish creams , and they hate guys who hate the gods own dish.)
Well ,when fever was a nightmare for me,there were this group of guys in my school , who loved getting fever . They said they do not have to come to school and could always sleep . WTF ! I just cannot understand people who loves to sleep for long hours . I usually get upset if i sleep too long . These people even used several tricks to get fever , stuff like , keeping onion underarms overnight ! Huh !
Taking too much of care of any disease could also be a problem . If it is a common cold , dont take pills . Let it stay , your immune system is good enough to prevent it .
Im worried whether my smoking drinking habits are affecting (is it effecting? bloody i always confuse these two words) my health . In the past 8 months i was hit twice by very bad viral fevers . I did a thorough blood test , thank god everything looks fine .
When i was lying down sleepless for long hours ., i just realised that our health is the most important thing in our life . There will be zero fun with bad health.When we all move around joking at everything , have we ever thought of those who are sick? Not just a fever ., but some bad diseases ? If a bad fever can bring such sadness to me , think about them .
So guys , yes , we all joke, drink , and fuck around a lot ., but everyday , stop for a second and thank that unknown someone , who has given you good health for one more day .
I have been recently hit by a very bad viral fever which knocked me out for over a week .
God ! That was some really bad experience. I am basically a very active person , and to stay in bed eating biscuits and bread , just made me go nuts . But bloody , i don't have a choice when i got fever.
I have always been a 'Fever Boy' . Fever Boy is someone who often gets Fever . I remember those cricket fields(i cant call them grounds ,coz they were mostly , rice fields converted to Lords and MCG ) , where i always had to wear a long sleeved shirt , to manage a nose running faster than me .
My mom was too caring that she never allowed me to go out early in the morning , or late in the evening , or eat ice creams or cold food .I could not even take bath in the ponds or stay in the sun for a long time . Though i violated most of those rules , i somehow ended up disliking ice creams . Even now , i am the 'Strange man' , because i do not eat ice creams . (That has a problem ,Cute Girrlls lovvve ish creams , and they hate guys who hate the gods own dish.)
Well ,when fever was a nightmare for me,there were this group of guys in my school , who loved getting fever . They said they do not have to come to school and could always sleep . WTF ! I just cannot understand people who loves to sleep for long hours . I usually get upset if i sleep too long . These people even used several tricks to get fever , stuff like , keeping onion underarms overnight ! Huh !
Taking too much of care of any disease could also be a problem . If it is a common cold , dont take pills . Let it stay , your immune system is good enough to prevent it .
Im worried whether my smoking drinking habits are affecting (is it effecting? bloody i always confuse these two words) my health . In the past 8 months i was hit twice by very bad viral fevers . I did a thorough blood test , thank god everything looks fine .
When i was lying down sleepless for long hours ., i just realised that our health is the most important thing in our life . There will be zero fun with bad health.When we all move around joking at everything , have we ever thought of those who are sick? Not just a fever ., but some bad diseases ? If a bad fever can bring such sadness to me , think about them .
So guys , yes , we all joke, drink , and fuck around a lot ., but everyday , stop for a second and thank that unknown someone , who has given you good health for one more day .
Sunday, January 4, 2009
New year post (i am a responsible blogger)
Actually , i have nothing much to write about new year .,but .,since it is the responsibily for every blogger to write so many 'Great things' that happened last year , and that are going to happen in the next year , here i go .
*I celebrated NYE better than any other NYEs i ever had in my life - I was at office , working . *
*I seriously dont remember what happened last year , except that i moved to Chennai , and that i got a job that i am enjoying till date*
*My last year's resolution got screwed up big time ,and I am still a Virgin * (Now that i thought about it , i am gona get drunk )
*This is how i look at the end of 2008 *( dont i look so Haawtt ? )
*Wish you all a very happy new year* ( If at all any one is reading this :P )
*I celebrated NYE better than any other NYEs i ever had in my life - I was at office , working . *
*I seriously dont remember what happened last year , except that i moved to Chennai , and that i got a job that i am enjoying till date*
*My last year's resolution got screwed up big time ,and I am still a Virgin * (Now that i thought about it , i am gona get drunk )
*This is how i look at the end of 2008 *( dont i look so Haawtt ? )
*Wish you all a very happy new year* ( If at all any one is reading this :P )
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Vaal (not wall)
Vaal (not wall) .
I am keeping up my promise of enlightening you guys with informative posts . This week its about a phenomenon called 'Vaal' and how pheno'menon' encountered its massive effect yesterday .
Vaal/definition/:
Vaal is the process of ejection(not ejaculation) of unnecessary alcohol in the body , mixed with snacks , water , pepsi and any other eatable substance taken before/after alcohol consumption .
Vaal is only found in malayalees , especially males . The same phenomenon is called as 'Vaandhi' in tamil nadu . When a person encounters vaal, that process is called as 'Vaalu vekkal'
I was getting a bit worried of not 'vaalu vekkal' for a long time.Actually i dont remember the last time i did it . But yesterday , it all came back , with all its fury , not just once , but thrice .
It was acmama's birthday yesterday .I came back after my night shift and went straight to TASMAC and bought 2250 ml of Oak Vat rum , 1950 ml of Vorion 6000 beer and 540 ml of Romanov vodka .I was the only person in charge to finish Romanov vodka .(I prefer Brandy + water ,but i just wanted to try something different)
Everyone arrived on time , and we started our pooja at about 11 AM .
It was about 6.00 PM , when i felt something rolling upwards from my abdomen . It was slow and steady , but it was definitely on its way out . I knew he was coming !
I am proud to say that with more than half litre of alcohol inside , i managed to move to the bathroom and position perfectly in front of the washbasin .Then , i told to myself .,"Yes , the long wait is over ,my kidneys are still in place , welcome back vaal"
I am keeping up my promise of enlightening you guys with informative posts . This week its about a phenomenon called 'Vaal' and how pheno'menon' encountered its massive effect yesterday .
Vaal/definition/:
Vaal is the process of ejection(not ejaculation) of unnecessary alcohol in the body , mixed with snacks , water , pepsi and any other eatable substance taken before/after alcohol consumption .
Vaal is only found in malayalees , especially males . The same phenomenon is called as 'Vaandhi' in tamil nadu . When a person encounters vaal, that process is called as 'Vaalu vekkal'
I was getting a bit worried of not 'vaalu vekkal' for a long time.Actually i dont remember the last time i did it . But yesterday , it all came back , with all its fury , not just once , but thrice .
It was acmama's birthday yesterday .I came back after my night shift and went straight to TASMAC and bought 2250 ml of Oak Vat rum , 1950 ml of Vorion 6000 beer and 540 ml of Romanov vodka .I was the only person in charge to finish Romanov vodka .(I prefer Brandy + water ,but i just wanted to try something different)
Everyone arrived on time , and we started our pooja at about 11 AM .
It was about 6.00 PM , when i felt something rolling upwards from my abdomen . It was slow and steady , but it was definitely on its way out . I knew he was coming !
I am proud to say that with more than half litre of alcohol inside , i managed to move to the bathroom and position perfectly in front of the washbasin .Then , i told to myself .,"Yes , the long wait is over ,my kidneys are still in place , welcome back vaal"
Friday, November 21, 2008
Fucking - A City
I have been talking a lot of nonsense here for a long time that i decided to do publish something informative and serious . From now onwards i will be enlightening you every now and then , so that our citizens become more educated and thus prevent global economic recession .
Todays feature is about Fucking - A city .
'Fucking' is a City in Austria . The settlement Fucking has existed since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. (What a man !)
Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign. public funds have been spent on replacing the stolen signs .(What the fuck , you may be fucking citizens , but atleast let us take photographs of fucking sign , we too love your fucking city , we are fucking brothers and sisters )
In August 2005, the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen . (Now its concrete fucking there ,wow)
Credits (except for the italicized comments) : Wikipedia
Todays feature is about Fucking - A city .
'Fucking' is a City in Austria . The settlement Fucking has existed since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. (What a man !)
Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign. public funds have been spent on replacing the stolen signs .(What the fuck , you may be fucking citizens , but atleast let us take photographs of fucking sign , we too love your fucking city , we are fucking brothers and sisters )
In August 2005, the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen . (Now its concrete fucking there ,wow)
Credits (except for the italicized comments) : Wikipedia
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