Friday, November 21, 2008

Fucking - A City

I have been talking a lot of nonsense here for a long time that i decided to do publish something informative and serious . From now onwards i will be enlightening you every now and then , so that our citizens become more educated and thus prevent global economic recession .


Todays feature is about Fucking - A city .












'Fucking' is a City in Austria . The settlement Fucking has existed since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. (What a man !)


Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign. public funds have been spent on replacing the stolen signs .(What the fuck , you may be fucking citizens , but atleast let us take photographs of fucking sign , we too love your fucking city , we are fucking brothers and sisters )

In August 2005, the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen . (Now its concrete fucking there ,wow)

Credits (except for the italicized comments) : Wikipedia

Thursday, November 6, 2008

20 Random thoughts

1#I feel that i am a good blogger , yet i dont get many visitors . WTF .

2#Every time i enter a train/Bus/waiting room etc , i hope that there will a hot girl sitting next to me , but it never

happens .

3#I am trying to quit smoking . Damn it is so difficult

4#What if some of my relatives come in and see this blog ? Il be screwed big time . I am a very good boy back home .

5#I am planning to write a blog on cockroaches . I have watched them so closely for over a decade .

6#Do not wear Underwear at home . It would restrict blood flow through vital areas .

7#I dont want to write blogs .

8#I love dogs and cats and tigers . I hate flowers and fishes and birds

9#Should i cut my hair or not ? I want to grow it long and be like John Abraham(old) , but i know i will end being like Sai Baba .

10#I am feeling horny.

11#I love cooking - Im gona write a few recipes as well .

12#My dear acmama , i know you'l be reading this . Thanks again , i dont have such good followers like you . Try to leave comments here rather than coming back home and telling me . Lets keep things official ! :P

13#I always confuse republic day and independence day .

14#I like being a network engineer .

15#Im hungry now , let me save this document and go eat something .

16#I tried a girl in orkut , now we are friends , but i like one of her friends now . Should i stick with the first or go for her friend ?

17#I am sad that McCain lost it , i wanted to see Sarah Palin every day on TV :(

18#Dravid will score a century in next innings ,Manchester United will rape Arsenal at emirates .

19#Shit , i forgot to wash socks .

20#Do girls get turned on by a 'Peter England' or 'Jockey' when guys bend down ?