I browsed through several blogs today and realized something .
Female blogs get unfair attention !
The scenario has become really worse . See , for instance , my blog is one of the best in the world , yet nobody reads it . I can show atleast a dozen dump blogs from hot girls (they have a hot dp , god knows if its real) , and they get atleast 50 comments per post ! :O WTF
God.. i cannot take this any more , i am jealous of all the hot girls in the world .
Im gona fight against this injustice shown against all guy (not gay) bloggers ! Im here by starting a Sena for all male bloggers who get zero readers . Its called as
Sri Purusha Blogger sena !
Our primary targets are
#Get 33% reservation for all Purusha bloggers
#Ban Hot Sthree blogs - Its against Indian culture
#Invade blog discussion rooms , drag all the Sthree's and beat them up
Further updates to be made after upcoming brain storming session .
SPBS ki Jai !
*Purusha - male
*Sthree - Female
Friday, February 13, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
I just want to write something !
Thats it ! I just want to write something .
"Machaa machaa ... un mele aasa vachaa .. " This is the song i am currently listening to .
I have not smoked for past 15 days !
I have not got drunk for past 20 days !
My real player is really fucked up !
I am more hungry than horny these days :) !
Valentines day is coming up and i will be working , and planning to attend a interview as well ! Wow !
Economic recession and my project is screwed ! yeo !
"Daddy Mummy veettil ellai , thada poda yaarum ellai , vilayaduvoma pullai thillannaa" (Daddy and mummy is not at home , there is no one to stop us , come lets play )
I am googling for the lyricist of tamil movie 'Villu' .
I want to paste some picture now !
Got it ? The world and girls are both wonderful . Dont bomb them !
I am posting too many informative posts these days .
" Nazrain milaana...Nazrein churaana ... "
"Machaa machaa ... un mele aasa vachaa .. " This is the song i am currently listening to .
I have not smoked for past 15 days !
I have not got drunk for past 20 days !
My real player is really fucked up !
I am more hungry than horny these days :) !
Valentines day is coming up and i will be working , and planning to attend a interview as well ! Wow !
Economic recession and my project is screwed ! yeo !
"Daddy Mummy veettil ellai , thada poda yaarum ellai , vilayaduvoma pullai thillannaa" (Daddy and mummy is not at home , there is no one to stop us , come lets play )
I am googling for the lyricist of tamil movie 'Villu' .
I want to paste some picture now !
Got it ? The world and girls are both wonderful . Dont bomb them !
I am posting too many informative posts these days .
" Nazrain milaana...Nazrein churaana ... "
Monday, February 9, 2009
Valentines Day thoughts
Ahh .. Valentine's day . This time its a Saturday , wow! Thats great news !
Whats the use of a valentine's day if you have to go to office , call your partner every half an hour , tell her how much you miss her and then in the evening , go out tired with her , doze off in between that 'valentine's day dinner' and go back home and complain yourself how sick the day was .
No worries this time folks , its a Saturday .
Wait a minute , why am i so excited after all ? :O
It will be the same old Feb 14 for me , as it was for most of the past 15 years (I am not taking my love life before 10 seriously) . These are the things that i would do this V day as well .
#Expect that some strange girl would call me
#Expect that some girl would come and talk to me
#Expect that the girls who are giving me looks are thinking of proposing me
And at about 9PM in the evening , when none of the above happens , i will feel bad , wonder why there is no girl in this whole world who would want to be my valentine . Then i will think about one or two of those valentine's days that i have actually celebrated , wonder how much i miss her and related shite thoughts .
At about 11.30 PM , i will be glad that i am still single , that i can drink , smoke and do what i feel like doing without any one pissing me off every now and then . Now thats a wonderful feeling , better than the 'feel of love' .
OK, alright ,i am not going to spoil the valentine's day mood , so i am gona give my suggestions for all those boyfriends/wanabe boyfriends .
*When you meet her , look at her eyes for about 8-10 secs and tell her 'You are looking so beautiful' . Trust me guys , there is no girl in this world who would not fall for that .
*Do not look and enjoy her body in the begining of the day , i will tell you when you can do that . Try to make her laugh .
*If you are eating lunch , eat well .Do not show formalities here , else ,you will get tired for activities later in the day . Make sure that you care about what she eats as well
*Tell her that you love cooking and learning different languages , but never got a chance till date .
*Make her feel like she is a smart woman,even though most girls are dump .
*If you are in for a movie , you can hold her hands or put your hands around ,but dont overdo things now . Most girls wants to feel that she is secured and loved and cared .
*Take her for a long drive in the evening .Tell her that she has got wonderful hair
*Take her to a dinner to a crowded restaurant and tell her that you are gona kiss her there ,then watch her get upset , and then tease her as far as you can , and kiss her when you are about to leave , preferably at the exit door , and give tips to the smiling watchman.
*Tell her that it would have been great if everyday was like this ,and how much you love her .
------Optional - Do not try if you are not sure -----------
*Ask her if she really wants to go home/hostel tonight . There is a late night party at a near by restaurant , which would be wonderful . (Now hold your breath and pray )
"Now what the hell was that menon ? Oh cmon ,you just have one intention , dont you ? Sex Sex Sex "
Alright , i didnt mean that . I am sure , even if she rejects and goes back home ,if you really love her , you would have enjoyed the day , and will definitely keep dreaming for the rest of the day .
So all valentines , enjoy the day , but drive safely :) If you need any kind of advices or tips ,do email/message me ,i am mostly jobless.
Alright , let me go and decide what i am wearing on saturday , i need to Google and find out what those colors correspond to !
Whats the use of a valentine's day if you have to go to office , call your partner every half an hour , tell her how much you miss her and then in the evening , go out tired with her , doze off in between that 'valentine's day dinner' and go back home and complain yourself how sick the day was .
No worries this time folks , its a Saturday .
Wait a minute , why am i so excited after all ? :O
It will be the same old Feb 14 for me , as it was for most of the past 15 years (I am not taking my love life before 10 seriously) . These are the things that i would do this V day as well .
#Expect that some strange girl would call me
#Expect that some girl would come and talk to me
#Expect that the girls who are giving me looks are thinking of proposing me
And at about 9PM in the evening , when none of the above happens , i will feel bad , wonder why there is no girl in this whole world who would want to be my valentine . Then i will think about one or two of those valentine's days that i have actually celebrated , wonder how much i miss her and related shite thoughts .
At about 11.30 PM , i will be glad that i am still single , that i can drink , smoke and do what i feel like doing without any one pissing me off every now and then . Now thats a wonderful feeling , better than the 'feel of love' .
OK, alright ,i am not going to spoil the valentine's day mood , so i am gona give my suggestions for all those boyfriends/wanabe boyfriends .
*When you meet her , look at her eyes for about 8-10 secs and tell her 'You are looking so beautiful' . Trust me guys , there is no girl in this world who would not fall for that .
*Do not look and enjoy her body in the begining of the day , i will tell you when you can do that . Try to make her laugh .
*If you are eating lunch , eat well .Do not show formalities here , else ,you will get tired for activities later in the day . Make sure that you care about what she eats as well
*Tell her that you love cooking and learning different languages , but never got a chance till date .
*Make her feel like she is a smart woman,even though most girls are dump .
*If you are in for a movie , you can hold her hands or put your hands around ,but dont overdo things now . Most girls wants to feel that she is secured and loved and cared .
*Take her for a long drive in the evening .Tell her that she has got wonderful hair
*Take her to a dinner to a crowded restaurant and tell her that you are gona kiss her there ,then watch her get upset , and then tease her as far as you can , and kiss her when you are about to leave , preferably at the exit door , and give tips to the smiling watchman.
*Tell her that it would have been great if everyday was like this ,and how much you love her .
------Optional - Do not try if you are not sure -----------
*Ask her if she really wants to go home/hostel tonight . There is a late night party at a near by restaurant , which would be wonderful . (Now hold your breath and pray )
"Now what the hell was that menon ? Oh cmon ,you just have one intention , dont you ? Sex Sex Sex "
Alright , i didnt mean that . I am sure , even if she rejects and goes back home ,if you really love her , you would have enjoyed the day , and will definitely keep dreaming for the rest of the day .
So all valentines , enjoy the day , but drive safely :) If you need any kind of advices or tips ,do email/message me ,i am mostly jobless.
Alright , let me go and decide what i am wearing on saturday , i need to Google and find out what those colors correspond to !
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