I have been listening to all these romantic songs for a few hours now , and hence i feel a bit romantic , or rather, sad .
Statuatory warning : I am going to be unlike phenomenon in this post , going to be a very boring old love story and related sentiments .
I wanted to say bye to angel .
I have had been with many girls , in love with many girls . Some have been special , that is , a very few have actually loved (kind of ) me too .
And Angel is one of them , special , she will always be
I met her in the last year of my college , and had been with me for a about one n half years , before , as usual , i forced a break up .
The way we got hooked up was amazing . It was actually so unrealistic , that even if i tell you , you wont believe it .
I mean , we met in a Mall in chennai , and we spoke for about 10 minutes , and that was it , we got hooked up .
And that was the greatest achievement till date in my flirt life . 10 minutes , and you have made a chick (she is/was hot ) fall heads over heals !! Wow !! fantastic Menon , fantastic !!
Ok , as usual , my intention was to , hmmm , do it ! :-P
Cmon guys , we all fall in love for that , i dont think there could be anything more than physical attraction in the first sight !
So there we were , in love !
I play smart with girls . I mean , i have this small egos , like i will not propose first , i will not kiss her first etc etc . So at the end of the day , i could say , "Hey ,.. you did it first , not me '
I know thats cheap , but what to do , i am like this guys !
You guys know what ? I am such an unlucky asshole . Because everytime i hook up with a girl ,i expect them to be bitches , but then , i get the best girls , i mean , the GOOD Girls !!
And being such a fucked up good guy , i will not feel like cheating them and hence , effing them !! :-(
So that happened with angel . I did not wanted to cheat her , or use her . She used to be so good to me , so supportive , so caring , so inspiring . And you know what , she is one of the girls that phenomenon repects in this world . Thats some achievement , not many girls have earned that .
I remember the evenings we used to spend in beaches/theatres/coffeeday , and everything.
One night when she dropped me back in my place , i kissed her right in the middle of the road , (empty road) . That was so romantic , and we both loved it !
The main reason why she earned my respect was not beacuse she loved me or cared me . But because she was not just another girl . She is someone who i always happy , so hardworking that i myself felt ashamed of being so lazy , earns her pocket money by tough part time jobs , studies well , take care of family , cooks , does household things and then , finds a lot of time for me .
Seriously , you are a wonderful person , someone whom i must look out and learn a lot .
Only thing that i did not actually like in her is that she was too lean and was a bit boringly romantic .
So the big question , why the fuck did you break up with her ?
And the answer is , hmmm ., i dont know
She was north Indian , and i felt her and family and mine will never go well together . And then , she had a great future in modelling . I was such a fucked up asshole , who would not want his girl to be model , or be exposing , and all other silly stupid thing'ies of a south indian man .
I hate my Indian insticts some times ., damn !
So hence , i had two choices , either take her , ask her to quit modelling and all , or else , leave her and let her prosper .
Ok , now when i say i opted for the second choice , dont think it was because i am such a good man or anything . It was because of several other crappy ideas of mine
But for sure , i did not wanted to interrupt he bright future , and wanted to see her growing up bigger and better in her career .Thats the love factor
And then , i do not like to get committed , even if she is the best girl , i feel tied up , i feel i am losing my freedom , and why the hell should i do it , when i have a option ? See , if you are married , you cant say , this , atleast let me do it now .
So my ego + stupidity + love ended up in me neglecting her for atleast one year , when she waited for me .
Now last month when i called her up, before the valentines day , she told me that there was this cute guy , who is from her own community , rich and handsome , who is proposing her for some time , and she asked me what to do .
I being such a great man , told her , to go ahead and not wait for me .
And then i did not get a call from her on v day , which i usually do get for past 3-4 years .
And last week when i called her up , she was not speaking properly to me , and she asked
"Can you please call me after sometime ? Hmm... i am with ... Mr..... "
When i hung up the phone , i felt bad , realy bad and sad .
She has never told me that before , and that was the moment that i realised that she was gone , gone forever .
She called me the next day , i did not pick , nor did i call back . It will be better if it ends here . ,and let me forget her .
I dont know why i am writing all this , but then , we all have such times in our lives , dont we ? And i am pretty sure she will not come across this blog , and hence its all safe .
I am not regretting my decision , i know i have made the right decision , but still , you know , it hurts .
And angel , i wish you all the best wishes , be happy !
And me ?Ha Ha , i love writing , and searching for new girls so that i can continue writing blogs like this............... LOLs.... Crazy me !
Monday, March 24, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Caught by Kerala Police
"Pha Pelayadi mone , Kerada vandiyil "
(You son of a bitch , get in the vehicle )
No , this is not the intro scene of a South Indian police movie , but the intro scene of a very interesting night in my life
My friend Puthiyathalapathi gave me a treat last week , rather , i forced him to give me a treat ,. as i desperately wanted to get drunk and i had no money .
He wanted to go to a far off Bar , which is good , but then i say this to him .
" Dude , we are educated people , we should'nt be driving drunk , if we do this , our next generation would also do this "
He looked at me from tip to toe as if asking me who the fuck are you to advice me ,
"So we will walk to the nearest Bar " He says
I did not like that , i am too lazy/rich to walk to a bar , after all its not a crime driving a couple of kms drunk , as a matter of fact i drive better when i am drunk .
So we are here at the nearest Bar , and i had a peg or two extra as it has been a long time . We thought of getting food from some where else as it was too costly in there .
So there starts our journey , He behind me smoking , and i concetrating hard to keep left on road .We decided to stop at a nearest hotel , i park the vehicle properly , another vehicle parks behind me , and puthiyathalapathy murmurs
"Damn , Police"
The moment i heard that , a lightning went across my body , and being smart(or rather i thought so) i did not look around and walked straight in to the hotel .
"Give me the menu" ??
"Pha Pelayadi mone kerada vandiyil " ....
So thats the flash back , lets get to the main story .
Puthiyathalapathy was crying to let us go , so did i , but we stopped soon and started laughing at each other as soon as we were sitting in the Police jeep . Wow , its actually cool sitting in there , i felt excited !
So we reach the police station , and i was asked to sit with the 'culprits'
Hamsa the fisherman , Jojo the college student , A taxi driver , a gentleman . , and oh yeah , ME
I knew there was no point in arguing any more , so i started enjoying the whole thing .
The police station was a typical police station as we see in films , but , BUT , believe me guys , there was a neat TOILET , oh god , i was shocked to see that !! :-O I took a photo there in the toilet , i will attach it !
Now i met these policemen , who are really friendly , Mr. B who is a constable , Mr.V who is a ambulance driver , Mr.D who is a head constable and Mr.Varu who is a Principle SI
Hamsa(must be 50-55 , a poor fisherman who was caught while going back home) looked at me , and started yelling ,
"I dont give a fuck about police , i have already killed one , i will not hesitate to do it again"
I could not control my laughter , but again i felt bad for him , too old to behave well in this condition , so i put my hands over his shoulder and asked him to relax
Now the police man calls my name to write the crime file .,
"What you do Mr. " ? He looked up at me from the chair
"Hmm , Sir , we are both engineers "
"Ha Ha , so we have a engineer here today " ... He looked at every one else , expecting them also to enjoy the comedy
For some reason , they found it really funny of me being a engineer , what the fuck , cant engineers be caught drunk ?
Now i meet Mr.B , who was comparatively young , was very friendly with me , but he was angry at something
There was this gentleman who is working for a Big Buisnessman , and he was driving with that businessman , so in short , though the Big shot did not get caught , his employee did , and as a good employer he stayed there , playing the Big Daddy .
And the driver was asked to come in to take place of his employee , but unfortunately , Mr.B did not agree and filed a case in the name of this gentleman employee
Start music
The Big shot started threatening one police officer after the other , and i could see the pity condition of our police officers . Even i felt like saying something back , but they did not , they were in short afraid of the money power of the other man .
Poor guys , thats when i really started to like them
We were taken to the jeep to go for the medical test , now it seems the big shot did not get talk to the commissioner and hence his employee had to come with us
The trip to hospital was one of the best journeys i ever had
Hamsa was on a role , he just could not stop yelling !!
And we all laughed and laughed , and then suddenly i caught an idea
Video tape the whole thing , it wont happen always
So i took my mobile and started video taping ., I finished one , and went for a second one with close up shots of poilcemen , i wanted to get their facial expressions right
Now Mr.A saw me and caught my mobile , and started searching my videos
And then ..
And then , he was blushing , i had many 'hot clips' in my phone :-P He took his phone up , and i believe he would have transfered those clips .
We reached the hospital , and the doctor checked my blood pressure and let me go . There was no fucking alcohol test , how on earth would they know if i was drunk or not ?
I came back to our jeep , and saw Mr.B standing in one corner ,on phone , playing with the leaves of a tree close by , giggling and showing all other features of a flirt .
Poor guy , he is like me , just because he is police officer we cannot expect him to behave unnaturally .
I wanted to smoke , and i had none
I went near Mr.B and asked him for a smoke .
He looked back at me , laughed and said ,
"Damn , you are a culprit and i am a police officer , how dare you "
I started to walk back , but he called me and gave me the cigerrate , i was happy .
"Get in to the jeep and smoke , dont smoke outside , if some one finds you , i would be answerable "
Lovely , so lovely , i am asked to smoke inside a police jeep , only inside a police jeep .
Hussain in the mean time , asked the doctor to measure his blood pressure in his legs , and the police officers had enough , and that paved way to one of the greatest dialogues i have ever heard in real life
Mr. A and Mr.B was really angry and started shouting very badly at hussain , after all he asked for it .
Then Mr. B said this
"I have been in the service for 14 years and i have not hit a single person till date ,today it seems i will have to do it "
Dude , he said 14 years ., 14 fucking years as a policeman and he has not even touched a single man !!
Was he serious ? Must be , there is no reason why he should be lying , if at all he was lying it would have been the other way .
Gosh!!
It was almost 1.30am when we reached back the station
As we were almost about to get off the vehicle , Hamsa came in behind me , held my hands and told me
"you should not be drinking son , you are too young , dont do it "
I felt bad for the first time , poor guy , he means it when he says it , i am a bad boy after all !
Puthiyathalapathy came in asked me how it was , and told me that he has talked to the Big shot about producing his new film ,fucker , when i was being taken away by police , he was trying to find a producer for his film ?
Now that i have signed the papers and bid bye to Mr.B and others , Mr.Varu the principal SI calls me up
He looks like a policeman , the bad policeman , with that creaky sound and the fuck all looks etc .
It seems he liked me (was he gay ?) , and wanted to tell me something ,
"Dude , do you know who i am , the principal SI , the SI of SI's , and i have 5 SI's under me ... "
Fuck , i have not eaten anything the night and when i thought its all over , here is an asshole boasting about his achievements . Btw , it was this guy who called me a SOB in the begining .
Finally , someone came in from the station and told him that the nephew of CI is caught for drunken driving . Now Mr.Varu asks us to leave and come and meet him tomorrow if we need some help .
Puthiyathalapathy and me walked back home with some unforgettable memoes
Btw , i got back the mobile and he did not erase any videos . I would have proudly presented it to you , but you know what , i forgot to turn it to night mode , and i can see nothing , no fucking thing .
PS: It was a very forgettable night for me the next day , i was asked to pay a fine of about 2500 Rs , and now to save all that , i will have to quit drinking for atleast a month .Varu did help me , and let me go even though without proper documents , i had to bribe them with Rs.200 though .
Also i have decided not to drive drunk again , thanks to the fine ,Hussain and the list of accidents they showed me .
(You son of a bitch , get in the vehicle )
No , this is not the intro scene of a South Indian police movie , but the intro scene of a very interesting night in my life
My friend Puthiyathalapathi gave me a treat last week , rather , i forced him to give me a treat ,. as i desperately wanted to get drunk and i had no money .
He wanted to go to a far off Bar , which is good , but then i say this to him .
" Dude , we are educated people , we should'nt be driving drunk , if we do this , our next generation would also do this "
He looked at me from tip to toe as if asking me who the fuck are you to advice me ,
"So we will walk to the nearest Bar " He says
I did not like that , i am too lazy/rich to walk to a bar , after all its not a crime driving a couple of kms drunk , as a matter of fact i drive better when i am drunk .
So we are here at the nearest Bar , and i had a peg or two extra as it has been a long time . We thought of getting food from some where else as it was too costly in there .
So there starts our journey , He behind me smoking , and i concetrating hard to keep left on road .We decided to stop at a nearest hotel , i park the vehicle properly , another vehicle parks behind me , and puthiyathalapathy murmurs
"Damn , Police"
The moment i heard that , a lightning went across my body , and being smart(or rather i thought so) i did not look around and walked straight in to the hotel .
"Give me the menu" ??
"Pha Pelayadi mone kerada vandiyil " ....
So thats the flash back , lets get to the main story .
Puthiyathalapathy was crying to let us go , so did i , but we stopped soon and started laughing at each other as soon as we were sitting in the Police jeep . Wow , its actually cool sitting in there , i felt excited !
So we reach the police station , and i was asked to sit with the 'culprits'
Hamsa the fisherman , Jojo the college student , A taxi driver , a gentleman . , and oh yeah , ME
I knew there was no point in arguing any more , so i started enjoying the whole thing .
The police station was a typical police station as we see in films , but , BUT , believe me guys , there was a neat TOILET , oh god , i was shocked to see that !! :-O I took a photo there in the toilet , i will attach it !
Now i met these policemen , who are really friendly , Mr. B who is a constable , Mr.V who is a ambulance driver , Mr.D who is a head constable and Mr.Varu who is a Principle SI
Hamsa(must be 50-55 , a poor fisherman who was caught while going back home) looked at me , and started yelling ,
"I dont give a fuck about police , i have already killed one , i will not hesitate to do it again"
I could not control my laughter , but again i felt bad for him , too old to behave well in this condition , so i put my hands over his shoulder and asked him to relax
Now the police man calls my name to write the crime file .,
"What you do Mr. " ? He looked up at me from the chair
"Hmm , Sir , we are both engineers "
"Ha Ha , so we have a engineer here today " ... He looked at every one else , expecting them also to enjoy the comedy
For some reason , they found it really funny of me being a engineer , what the fuck , cant engineers be caught drunk ?
Now i meet Mr.B , who was comparatively young , was very friendly with me , but he was angry at something
There was this gentleman who is working for a Big Buisnessman , and he was driving with that businessman , so in short , though the Big shot did not get caught , his employee did , and as a good employer he stayed there , playing the Big Daddy .
And the driver was asked to come in to take place of his employee , but unfortunately , Mr.B did not agree and filed a case in the name of this gentleman employee
Start music
The Big shot started threatening one police officer after the other , and i could see the pity condition of our police officers . Even i felt like saying something back , but they did not , they were in short afraid of the money power of the other man .
Poor guys , thats when i really started to like them
We were taken to the jeep to go for the medical test , now it seems the big shot did not get talk to the commissioner and hence his employee had to come with us
The trip to hospital was one of the best journeys i ever had
Hamsa was on a role , he just could not stop yelling !!
And we all laughed and laughed , and then suddenly i caught an idea
Video tape the whole thing , it wont happen always
So i took my mobile and started video taping ., I finished one , and went for a second one with close up shots of poilcemen , i wanted to get their facial expressions right
Now Mr.A saw me and caught my mobile , and started searching my videos
And then ..
And then , he was blushing , i had many 'hot clips' in my phone :-P He took his phone up , and i believe he would have transfered those clips .
We reached the hospital , and the doctor checked my blood pressure and let me go . There was no fucking alcohol test , how on earth would they know if i was drunk or not ?
I came back to our jeep , and saw Mr.B standing in one corner ,on phone , playing with the leaves of a tree close by , giggling and showing all other features of a flirt .
Poor guy , he is like me , just because he is police officer we cannot expect him to behave unnaturally .
I wanted to smoke , and i had none
I went near Mr.B and asked him for a smoke .
He looked back at me , laughed and said ,
"Damn , you are a culprit and i am a police officer , how dare you "
I started to walk back , but he called me and gave me the cigerrate , i was happy .
"Get in to the jeep and smoke , dont smoke outside , if some one finds you , i would be answerable "
Lovely , so lovely , i am asked to smoke inside a police jeep , only inside a police jeep .
Hussain in the mean time , asked the doctor to measure his blood pressure in his legs , and the police officers had enough , and that paved way to one of the greatest dialogues i have ever heard in real life
Mr. A and Mr.B was really angry and started shouting very badly at hussain , after all he asked for it .
Then Mr. B said this
"I have been in the service for 14 years and i have not hit a single person till date ,today it seems i will have to do it "
Dude , he said 14 years ., 14 fucking years as a policeman and he has not even touched a single man !!
Was he serious ? Must be , there is no reason why he should be lying , if at all he was lying it would have been the other way .
Gosh!!
It was almost 1.30am when we reached back the station
As we were almost about to get off the vehicle , Hamsa came in behind me , held my hands and told me
"you should not be drinking son , you are too young , dont do it "
I felt bad for the first time , poor guy , he means it when he says it , i am a bad boy after all !
Puthiyathalapathy came in asked me how it was , and told me that he has talked to the Big shot about producing his new film ,fucker , when i was being taken away by police , he was trying to find a producer for his film ?
Now that i have signed the papers and bid bye to Mr.B and others , Mr.Varu the principal SI calls me up
He looks like a policeman , the bad policeman , with that creaky sound and the fuck all looks etc .
It seems he liked me (was he gay ?) , and wanted to tell me something ,
"Dude , do you know who i am , the principal SI , the SI of SI's , and i have 5 SI's under me ... "
Fuck , i have not eaten anything the night and when i thought its all over , here is an asshole boasting about his achievements . Btw , it was this guy who called me a SOB in the begining .
Finally , someone came in from the station and told him that the nephew of CI is caught for drunken driving . Now Mr.Varu asks us to leave and come and meet him tomorrow if we need some help .
Puthiyathalapathy and me walked back home with some unforgettable memoes
Btw , i got back the mobile and he did not erase any videos . I would have proudly presented it to you , but you know what , i forgot to turn it to night mode , and i can see nothing , no fucking thing .
PS: It was a very forgettable night for me the next day , i was asked to pay a fine of about 2500 Rs , and now to save all that , i will have to quit drinking for atleast a month .Varu did help me , and let me go even though without proper documents , i had to bribe them with Rs.200 though .
Also i have decided not to drive drunk again , thanks to the fine ,Hussain and the list of accidents they showed me .
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