The Virginity issue

Male, 23















I am a virgin









No , not a joke .













I am really getting worried about this .

I have had many girlfriends , but then , you know ..,you know , i just could not do it , i mean , IT !!

Now ,stop laughing and saying 'bugger is impotent' .... No , its not that . I am just very perfect with the perfect amount of chromosomes (ohh , wait a minute , i meant hormones ) , and other required ingredients .

So thats not the case ,. so what may it be ?

You know what , actually i had chances to make out with atleast 3 girls , and i wasted it all .And when i say wasted , this is the worst way any one can waste an oppurtunity .

I had this hot hot girl as my girlfriend , and she once called me to go out to some tourist spot and stay in there .

I was watching some bloody tamil film , where the hero actually sacrifices his life and dreams for the girl. And after long thoughts , i realised being a true lover , i should not be doing this before marriage . And it ended there .(the bad luck started )

BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!! You useless a****h*** , you said marriage ? when she would not even have thought about it ? Damn , you fool , now you know why she left you after couple of months ,you loser !!!




OK , thats an old story , may be i was a bit too childish then , but now what ?

I have actually asked this to many of my friends who are girls (not girlfriends) about this .



Prat thinks i am a gay .






I would have killed her if she was somewhere near me ..., that was too rude..






Hmm , am i gay , could i be ?






Damn man , i am not , i mean , yea , i once happened to see this gay porn with my friends , but i did not get any pleasure from that . And also , i was attacked (or rather approached) by gays 2-3 times , i did not give up !!

Now will liking hrithik roshan and john abraham be gayish?Is it ? Well it cannot be.




I am not a gay , get that? I AM NOT A GAY





But i am 23 , 23 effing years old .

Another one of my friend girl , thulu , once told me that it is actually nice to be a virgin . She says it is wonderful to be with one partner for an entire life time .



Now just imagine these conditions ,

1#I stay virgin , my parents find me a educated well behaved good looking girl , and on our honeymoon ,she tells me that "this is not the right way to do it dear husband , are you doing this for the first time ?"

2#I stay virgin , my wife too a virgin , and we live happily . When i finally die and go to heaven , god will ask me , "what on earth were you doing in there for all these years you fool , you just spoiled the only one chance you had to live !!! "

From 1# and 2# , what do you realise ?

That being a virgin is total shite and thulu , you are wrong , and you are making a mistake by being a virgin .

I have made this new year resolution , of not to be a virgin any more ! I am proud of that !

But i cannot actually do it with any girl you know , i mean certain conditions must be satisfied

1#She should not be a whore (literally ) , and i will not pay her for sex

2#She should like me , and really should enjoy being with me

3#point 2 vice versa

4#She should be hot , and should smell good

5#She should not have any plans to marry me

6#She should love me for the time being

7#She should not call me when i am not interested in speaking to her .

8#I will not stop smoking or drinking for her

9#I should not feel sad when she finally leaves me

10#She should not like Shah rukh khan , and should like cricket and football

11#I should not cheat her in any way


and most importantly

I should not fall in love with her .




Ok , those are the few simple conditions that i have , but then i cannot find a girl who matches the above criteria .


When there are idiots who make make out every weekend , i am sitting here staring at the stars and my neighbors bedroom window , you girls out there , you are missing out on something . I mean , i am hot and handsome , smart and funny , educated and employed .

I think she is going to sleep now *

I am a useless guy , really . With all the abilities and capabilities , i am just wasting my life . You know , just imagine being with one girl for a life time . YUCK, one girl ? Its like wearing the same underwear for a life time

Ok , now what if she is a virgin , it could be a bit better , something like wearing a clean Jockey underwear for a life time , but it still is so stinky!!

Yea , she is off to sleep , Damn *


Im so pissed off !!

May be it was better to be a gay or impotent !








*I was looking out to my neighbors window , where a hot girl lives . I am trying to grab her attention for past 4 weeks , but she just dont care . It had just been yet another bad night for me !!