The Wild Goose Chase

I am sitting in my office , 5.30 AM in the morning waiting for my shift to end.I am back to night shifts after what they call as the honeymoon (training) period .

Oh did i tell you that i am finally on to a new project ? Its a different thing from what i have been doing for past 2 years , but i am happy that i at least have a job to go to .

So coming back to the topic.,I am wondering what all i want in life . The dreams are big and many . I want to be very very rich , i want to make wonderful movies , i want to tell beautiful stories , i want to be a good network engineer , i want to blog ,i want to have sex with a european woman , and finally i want to discover a meteorite which will crash on earth and we all get fucked !

Many people tell me that i am in a wild goose chase . And i agree .I am chasing a wild goose ., not just one , but many . And i have two explanations why i do it

1.I believe life is all about Karma Yoga . I dont want to lead a normal life and then when i become 60 , look back and think how stupid it was not to follow my passions when i was 20 .

2.Wild gooses are chase'able . All you need to do is a couple of months of jogging practice.If you don't trust me check this out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greylag_Goose .

So let me continue wild goose chase .(My only worry is whether Menaka Gandhi and co. wouldfile a case on me . )

PS: I am not able to change the font of this post !

Im Very Busy !

Yes , Im very busy these days and 'Im lovin it' .

Lot of things happened in between ,headlines are as follows-

'I DID IT' - After a wait of 24 long years

I recieved a lot of applications to join Sree Purusha Blogger Sena . If at all i had thought about this a bit earlier , SPBS could have had a seat in the parliment this time .

I have plans of making a short

My job is under a lot of pressure

Couple of my friends who recently became followers of this stupid blog , has asked me to write about them . Achayan and others , dont worry , i will write about you .

I even have a couple of posts ready to publish , but i feel this is not the right time . I will be back full fledged soon , c ya then .

:)

My Story in passionforcinema

My story got published in passionforcinema .

http://passionforcinema.com/hmmm

I know its not that much of a BIG deal , but , it still makes me a lot happy to see my article among authors like Anurag Kashyap , Nasuridheen Shah etc . And more over , i think it is the first story to be published there .

I wrote this story , on a chat session with my friend Aishu . She just wanted me to tell her a story , and since i was jobless at office , just went on writing . I think she stopped listening after a while , but i didnt :P . And thus the story 'Hmmm' was made .

Check it out !

:)

Jade Goody and the fact of life

I usually dont write about people , especially celebrities , but the story of Jade Goody is not yet another masala entertainer , it just teaches the cruel fact of life .

Called upon as the stupidest women ever to be a celebrity , hated by most sections of the intellectual western society , shock of a slumdog who became a millionare overnight, and most importantly , the Shipa Shetty issue and the celebration by Indian media .

Jade is among one of the most searched celebrity , has a billion dollar bunglaw , married to her teenage sweetheart , has a collection of finest dresses in the world , wonderful and healthy sons(4 and 5) , she has even been talked about in the Parliament ., but is going to die with in a month .

Jade did not know that it would be so soon , when she boarded the flight to participate in Indian Big brother show ., but that is the unfortunate and cruel truth of life .

Every day i see the British Media giving front page news about her , celebrating and making money out of the ' dying celebrity' . They give space for everyone who once abused her to come back and sympathise , give live updates of her literally devastated pictures , and take interviews of her friends , relatives or even the gardner . I have seen people in Tamil Nadu celebrating post death , dancing and crakers , they believe that they want the soul to go happily to heaven . Now , the Western society , known for its 'forward outlook' towards life , takes one step forward , and is celebrating death , before the person is dead . Here is a few headlines

• Jack's hospital vigil for Jade
• Brave Jade's lips turned blue
• Jack Tweed guilty of assault
• Net firms 'cash in on sick Jade'
• Jade's lips went blue after op
• Jack goes to Jade's bedside
• Posh lift for Jade Goody's family
• Jade's terrifying hallucinations
• Emergency surgery for Jade
• Jade plea: I want to die at home

I am not here to sympathise for Jade , but i want to appreciate her for her courage , to dress up as a bride with painkillers in the pocket , to come out smiling and talk to people , and finally to accept the fact of life and death at the age of 27.



God bless Jade and her sons .

Sri Purusha blogger sena

I browsed through several blogs today and realized something .

Female blogs get unfair attention !

The scenario has become really worse . See , for instance , my blog is one of the best in the world , yet nobody reads it . I can show atleast a dozen dump blogs from hot girls (they have a hot dp , god knows if its real) , and they get atleast 50 comments per post ! :O WTF

God.. i cannot take this any more , i am jealous of all the hot girls in the world .

Im gona fight against this injustice shown against all guy (not gay) bloggers ! Im here by starting a Sena for all male bloggers who get zero readers . Its called as

Sri Purusha Blogger sena !

Our primary targets are

#Get 33% reservation for all Purusha bloggers
#Ban Hot Sthree blogs - Its against Indian culture
#Invade blog discussion rooms , drag all the Sthree's and beat them up


Further updates to be made after upcoming brain storming session .


SPBS ki Jai !



*Purusha - male
*Sthree - Female

I just want to write something !

Thats it ! I just want to write something .

"Machaa machaa ... un mele aasa vachaa .. " This is the song i am currently listening to .

I have not smoked for past 15 days !

I have not got drunk for past 20 days !

My real player is really fucked up !

I am more hungry than horny these days :) !

Valentines day is coming up and i will be working , and planning to attend a interview as well ! Wow !

Economic recession and my project is screwed ! yeo !

"Daddy Mummy veettil ellai , thada poda yaarum ellai , vilayaduvoma pullai thillannaa" (Daddy and mummy is not at home , there is no one to stop us , come lets play )

I am googling for the lyricist of tamil movie 'Villu' .

I want to paste some picture now !




Got it ? The world and girls are both wonderful . Dont bomb them !


I am posting too many informative posts these days .

" Nazrain milaana...Nazrein churaana ... "

Valentines Day thoughts

Ahh .. Valentine's day . This time its a Saturday , wow! Thats great news !

Whats the use of a valentine's day if you have to go to office , call your partner every half an hour , tell her how much you miss her and then in the evening , go out tired with her , doze off in between that 'valentine's day dinner' and go back home and complain yourself how sick the day was .

No worries this time folks , its a Saturday .




Wait a minute , why am i so excited after all ? :O

It will be the same old Feb 14 for me , as it was for most of the past 15 years (I am not taking my love life before 10 seriously) . These are the things that i would do this V day as well .

#Expect that some strange girl would call me
#Expect that some girl would come and talk to me
#Expect that the girls who are giving me looks are thinking of proposing me

And at about 9PM in the evening , when none of the above happens , i will feel bad , wonder why there is no girl in this whole world who would want to be my valentine . Then i will think about one or two of those valentine's days that i have actually celebrated , wonder how much i miss her and related shite thoughts .

At about 11.30 PM , i will be glad that i am still single , that i can drink , smoke and do what i feel like doing without any one pissing me off every now and then . Now thats a wonderful feeling , better than the 'feel of love' .

OK, alright ,i am not going to spoil the valentine's day mood , so i am gona give my suggestions for all those boyfriends/wanabe boyfriends .





*When you meet her , look at her eyes for about 8-10 secs and tell her 'You are looking so beautiful' . Trust me guys , there is no girl in this world who would not fall for that .

*Do not look and enjoy her body in the begining of the day , i will tell you when you can do that . Try to make her laugh .

*If you are eating lunch , eat well .Do not show formalities here , else ,you will get tired for activities later in the day . Make sure that you care about what she eats as well

*Tell her that you love cooking and learning different languages , but never got a chance till date .

*Make her feel like she is a smart woman,even though most girls are dump .

*If you are in for a movie , you can hold her hands or put your hands around ,but dont overdo things now . Most girls wants to feel that she is secured and loved and cared .

*Take her for a long drive in the evening .Tell her that she has got wonderful hair

*Take her to a dinner to a crowded restaurant and tell her that you are gona kiss her there ,then watch her get upset , and then tease her as far as you can , and kiss her when you are about to leave , preferably at the exit door , and give tips to the smiling watchman.

*Tell her that it would have been great if everyday was like this ,and how much you love her .

------Optional - Do not try if you are not sure -----------

*Ask her if she really wants to go home/hostel tonight . There is a late night party at a near by restaurant , which would be wonderful . (Now hold your breath and pray )






"Now what the hell was that menon ? Oh cmon ,you just have one intention , dont you ? Sex Sex Sex "


Alright , i didnt mean that . I am sure , even if she rejects and goes back home ,if you really love her , you would have enjoyed the day , and will definitely keep dreaming for the rest of the day .

So all valentines , enjoy the day , but drive safely :) If you need any kind of advices or tips ,do email/message me ,i am mostly jobless.

Alright , let me go and decide what i am wearing on saturday , i need to Google and find out what those colors correspond to !