Wednesday, September 17, 2008

A Loser Hero and couple of prostitutes !

Prostitutes .

Very interesting subject . No no , i dont write porn here , so those who opened this link for some steamy encounters can close it right away .

So , for the rest ,this is a story about a loser (only in this aspect) and his encounters with prostitutes .

Well ,you are desperately horny and being a normal unmarried south indian , you have two options .
1#Get a girlfriend , screw her .

2#Go for a prostitute .

So , which one is better option ? I know you picked 1# .

But there are problems with 1# , as it has two subdivisions as well
1#
a)Your girllfriend do not give a damn about relationships , and is only interested in sex .

b)Your girlfriend , believes you , trusts you , and hopes that you will marry her .


Well, there lies the problem . Our hero here ,fortunately gets many girlfriends , but unfortunately they all turn out to be belonging to 1 b) ,or our hero thinks so. And our loser hero is a bit too light hearted that he dont want to make anyone unhappy just for sex.

Loser hero , do not want to get married or committed , but want to screw someone somehow .

So , such a condition , tempted our hero to go for option 2# . See , you dont make any one unhappy ,and there is no commitments . And whats more ,you are probably helping some one to earn a few bucks ., and more than everything , you are a MAN , finally !

Thats how the two encounters happened , one 2-3 years back , when hero was on a tour .

Lets brief the events that day .

Hero tempted all his friends to go for a girl , hero guided them and took them , hero paid for 2 of them , and hero went first .

But before going in , hero got a promise from everyone . We are not going to Fuck(literally) , lets see how a girl body would look ,and go back .

Agreed .

Everyone except hero screwed her in and out , and before hero realised that its not very clever to make promises with drunk guys , hero was out of money and time , and hence ., nothing happend . Well , NOTHING happened .

But hero was in full of tensions as he regretted what he did , and wondered whether he would get some STD's . Hero even went on to meet a doctor , and was afraid of going for a blood test . Poor guy . He then decided , that he will never ever pay for sex again .

Now , today , hero had to partially break that promise .

Hero never again tried for a pro(not proffesional pro , its prostitute pro . Interesting similarity though) , but today , hero's roommate , wanted to screw some one very desperately . Now he being a master in this buisness ., just took him an hour before he got her home , and unfortunately hero was home too .

Hero thought about it for sometime , and though not really horny then,desperation of a virgin, forced him to give a try .

Event inside the room detailed .

Hero goes in - locks the door -takes a look -pathetic lady- sits next to her - holds her - she kisses hero - hero moves away - hero asks her to undress - hero's tom dick and harry still not showing any interest - she tries to catch something and make hero interested - hero says thats enough - unlocks the door - hero goes out .


I dont have to add the fact that , room mate went in and had a great time . But now lets come back to hero .

Hero is sad as well as happy . Happy for the reason that he did not do anything , just saw her nude , and probably touched each other . Hero did not pay for sex this time , just had a little bit of fun , thats all .

Sad because , even if partially , he had to break his promise . And he is still afraid of STD's . Will they transmit if you touch the person ? I mean , just touch !? Oh cmon , we are all educated and we know there's no harm , but then its not that fear that is hurting him , its the regret . Its so unfortunate that hero is a hero and hence a good man .

Loser hero has promised himself that he will not even go near any pro's ever in life time . But will he keep his promise ? I think so , because this time he is not just afraid , he is very confident , and this decision is taken , not for making him happy for the time being , but because , hero knows that he do not want to do this .

Our Hero is a Loser , but he is still our hero isnt it ?

And do you guys know what ? Its good to call yourself a hero at times , but its not that cool when you call urself a loser every now n then !!

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