Being Shite is Being Great

Hmm yea ,

You know what it feels like , being shite ?

Its tough guys , it really is .

I mean , there will be some point of time in your life , wait a minute , there will be many a time in your life when you feel that you are useless , you are no one , that you are HSTIE .

I think i am a writer ,
but then , its been ages since i have read a book . I tried to read a few , which i bought from a sale , very cheaply , but soon realised that they are totally boring and hence not worth reading . But then are there any writers in the world who do not read books , i mean, can i ever be a writer without being a reader ??????

Shite man !!!

Now ,

I think i am a movie buff , an expert , a good reviewer , blah blah

Now when ordinary people ask me , have you seen this classic , that one , the other one ?? NO , i havent ! Do i know much about Al pacino and co ? NO

Then how the hell can i be a movie expert ? How can people ever be a expert without knowing about the classics ?

Shite Maaaaaan!!!

Ahh , now the worst one

Engineer , Computer science !!

Software engineer , graduate , First class , good scores . Can you write a program for me ? Hmm ... errrr .... NO

See , i am not working as a software engineer , i have never been one ,but still i have the degree hanging around my neck that every second person that i meet , see it , and wants me to write a program for him , even if he is confused betweem a PROGRAM AND PROGRAMME !!

Shittttttttteeeee Mannnnn !!! !

Thats it , i am shite .

Now but then , you know what , every one is ! Really .., if you are reading this , you know that you are shite , dont you ? Ohh , now dont turn around and see if any one else is watching you , no, no one is , admit it mate , you are SHITE !!

And that makes is cool , doest it ? Yea , so here is that wonderful pheno-menon principle for you

Being Shite = Being Normal

Now there are normal and abnormal people in the world . I mean when i say abnormal ,those people who have become Gandhi's and Sachins and Davoods , those abnormal people . And normal are we , the normal ones

Think about those abnormal guys . They are rich and power ful and blah blah , but then its kinda boring is'nt it ? There are a very few people like them and that makes them stuck to the same crowd . They can't even go out and have a smoke in the evening .

So what does it mean ?

Being Normal = Being good

No No , not just good .

Being Normal = Being Great !!!!

So from a) and b)

Being Shite = Being Great

So chill guys ,. and party today , because you have just realised one great truth in the world :-P