The Gay Encoutners

Im Pretty Handsome .



I mean i am pretty and Handsome .



And sometimes , i wish i was not !



And i fucking mean it !



Yaaradee nee Mohini (Tamil) is the movie , and i am happy that its interval . I rush to the toilet and i am waiting with my hands on the zip .

There it is , some old ass is moving out , let me get in ...


"God !! Isnt this the greatest pleasure ... pissing and shitting ??" I ask to myself .


"Hey , dude , Phenomenon , im feeling shy ! " Dick says

"Why the hell, you are all mine " I try to console him

"Look right you idiot " Dick

And i see him , trying his very best to get a glimpse of my dear dk , over the marble piece that seperates us , in between my hands and my trouser ... shite ... i am feeling shy to explain this ! :-(

What has just been a honeymoon trip becomes a nightmare for my dk , i somehow get things in and leave .

I knew he would follow me , and he did .

Red Bright shirt , well shoven , well dyed hair , and loads of cheap perfume all over .. I still remember him well .

Puthiyathalapathy , who accompanied me for the movie, drunk to the core , was blabbering something in the walkway . I tried to take him and get back to the cinema hall , but he was persistent on having a smoke

And there i stood in one corner , trying not to bother the red shirt bastard gay , smoking restlessly .

And there he was , smiling at me , and adjusting his shirt , as if telling me , "ohhhh .. hotttieee ..rip off my clothes and take me down " ......


YUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ...


Fucking hell , i hate Gays ... i really do .... Oh God .....

I have always wondered how girls would feel , whenever someone touched them here and there ,, in the buses and crowded areas n all ..Will they get erect just like that ? are they enjoying it ? My seniors in school have told me that they would ..

And to confess , i have tried to touch a hottie of my class twice or thrice in the bus , when i was in my 9th grade .

But little did i know that i would get it all back , very badly

I remember my first gay encounter being in a bus , when i was a kid , some one tried to , get a grip on it , i was stunned , and did not know what was happening , and ran towards my brother .

Then years later , when i was like , hoo hoo ., the college dude ... One day on my way to my college , there was this tamil guy sitting next to me , who always misplaced his hands on MY thighs rather than his .

Then , again in my early college days , there was this guy who followed me to every seat i shifted , and finally i had to jump off the bus to escape

I remember , once we were all standing in a bus stand , late night , a gentleman came in , offered us a drink , a full bottle , if ,,, IF , we could go with him and stay with him in his room ...

And then , recently , an old asshole , who kept looking at me while i was enjoying my evening smoke in a a shop near my house ..

And by this time , i have had enough encounters , that i actually knew how to deal with them ...

"Can you give me a lift pls " He looked at me pathetically

"Which way you want to go " I asked him as i turned my bike to left

"This way ofcourse " He showed me the direction where i took my bike

I tried a Zeroing(though it did not work the way i wanted to ) and got my vehicle turned 180deg , and told him

"sorry sir , i am going this way "

"Its Ok , i dont mind going that way " He smiled at me

I lost it there , son of a bitch . Just because he was atleast my grandpa's age i didnt punch him ., but did give him a good essay of abuses .


Ohhhh...


And then there was this guy , my friend ., who was bisexual .

Damn , and you know what , none of us dared to sleep next to him . Especially if you are fair and drunk . You never know when his hands get out of control





Seriously guys , its difficult .


I hate these bastards , though i am ready to accept them . I mean , its ok if you are gay , nothing wrong , i mean what can you do about a disorder , well , its not even a disorder . Its just that you are a bit different .

Its fine with me , i have even written a story "Being straight" about the sufferings of a gay , and how the society ignores them .

Well ., all very easily said , it is very difficult to deal with them .

I just have one sincere request to them , dont force any one , dont try to seduce us , its irritating , to the fucking core .



OMG



Just now i realise how sad it is for the girls , i mean , if there are 10 gays in 100 , then the rest 90 are straight , just think about the girl's condition then


Sorry , Hottie of 9th standard , i never meant to do that , and will never do that .


And its difficult guys ,


ITS DIFFICULT TO BE STRAIGHT IN THIS WORLD !!


:-( :-(